Signs That the Cold is Winning
2.No sooner do you wake up, that you want to go back to bed.
3. You have to go to the post office and promised the kids a trip to the library.
4. This completely wears you out.
5. You start making pizza dough as soon as you get home.
6. The whole 45 minutes of the first rise, you're thinking "hurry up, yeasties, I want to go back to bed."
7. When the first rise is done, you punch dough down and promptly go to sleep.
8. 90 minutes later, you get up to punch dough down and go back to sleep.
9. 90 minutes after that, you tell you spouse that the beeping is the dough and just shut it off.
10. You make the pizzas, pop them in the oven, then go back to your little cocoon on the couch.
11. You're grateful that the camping trip got canceled because dude? This would have SUCKED if you were out in the cold and dealing with this.
12. Even after all that sleep, you'd have no problem going back to sleep right now.
13. Instead, you're going to take one of those library books in with you while you soak in the tub, THEN you'll go back to bed.