Saturday, June 28, 2008

More Humor from Chef Junior

Living with Chef, you're guaranteed several laughs a day. The kid is funny. He just is, and at nearly 9, he knows how to work the room.

He was playing the Wii recently, and had acquired a needed object in Legend of Zelda. (He's since conquered the game) All he kept saying about it was "My Precious," sounding exactly like Gollum in LoTR. My nut job.

I mentioned the Zapps the other day. I got an email from a friend on Wednesday asking about them. Of course, this put them in my head and I had to go open one of the bags Ed brought home. Salt and Vinegar, to be exact.

Chef sees the handful of chips in my hand and asks for some. I gave him half of what I had. A few minutes pass and I hear the sound of the bag being picked up in the kitchen. I look over to the doorway and there he is with the bag in hand. Now, we don't deny the kids food, but they have to ask before taking it. I asked him exactly what he was doing.

Next thing I know, the child is trying to do a Jedi Mind Push on me! He waves his hand and says "You did not see this. This did not happen. Nothing to see here, " as he backtracks and puts the bag back on the counter.

Five minutes later, he was sitting next to me with the bag.

4 People talked back:

imaginary binky said...

Hahaha! Nothing to see here. Keep moving, people. You never saw nothin'.

Laura said...

My kids would SO TOTALLY DO THAT!! I am rolling--hehehe.

And I love Zapps. Bestest chips ever. You have made me laugh, and you have made me hungry.

Fantastic.

Rebecca said...

Sounds like something my husband would say. :)

Gypsydoodlebug said...

Bwahahaha! Awesome. Ok, not awesome, but the Jedi coverup is awesome.