Hey, Jim Cantore
*Poor Jim Cantore must have been BORED this summer until a few days ago.
*Perhaps he was complaining about how he hasn't gone anywhere AT ALL!
*Maybe even having to scrap a family vacation because he hasn't been getting the usual allotment of frequent flier miles.
*Feeling out of sorts because he hasn't had an 80mph gust blowing him all over the place, or water dousing him from over a nearby sea wall.
Damn, that stupid recession is hitting everything, wouldn't you say? Even weather reporters are experiencing cutbacks in storms to cover!