The Herd in My House
"Who let the cows in?" Lots of giggling from the living room, then more mooing.
"Seriously, who let the cows in? There's enough mess around here with just you kids." More giggling, more mooing, then Chef pipes up with
"Hey, Mom, look on the bright side. You know you can have hamburgers for dinner tomorrow."
Nice to know those toy swords are good for something. I'm going to put Chef right to work on that...