Saturday, November 06, 2010

Chuck is Good

We're at dinner tonight and Chef spies a picture of Chuck Norris on the wall.

He commented that the two Uzis Chuck is holding are a waste. According to Chef, Chuck just needs to eat a watermelon and spit out the seeds. This would be better than any other weapon.

Then, he tells us that he doesn't need a flame thrower, either. "Just feed him a bean burrito, and he'll be able to do the job."

The guy's tears cure cancer, now this? Who knew?

1 People talked back:

Grandy said...

Gotta love those creative juices...or the bean burritos.