Friday, January 08, 2010

I'm A Carnivore

Scene: Ed, Chef and I are watching Food Network. A commercial comes on that features many lovely images of cooking meat. Ed and Chef start to discuss this.

Chef: I want that meat.
Ed: Girls don’t eat meat.
Chef (simultaneously): Mom’s a girl and she eats meat!
Me (simultaneously): I’m a girl and I eat meat.
Ed laughs his butt off that we both reacted this way.
Chef: Put it this way, Mom. When it comes to meat eating, if we were dinosaurs, I’d be a Tyrannosaurus Rex and you’d be a Velociraptor.

I guess my love of meat is clear to the child!

2 People talked back:

Bob said...

I'm a Lumberjack, and I'm OK...

songbird's crazy world said...

I'm a girl and I eat meat, too!