Yet More Humor from Chef Jr
In the car, talking about his brother:
"He's going to eat death, and then laugh about it."
Me: "Don't you mean 'Cheat death?" and he tells me not to quibble about the details.
Talking about one of the Star Wars canons:
"I'm a clown, but this is the Clone Wars. One stupid typo from being in the Clone Army"
I'm just a pebble in the Rebel Alliance.
Playing a video game:
"This won't hurt one bit...it will hurt A LOT"