Why?
The things wrong with this, let me count the ways:   1. Pink bottle  2. Peanut butter banana chocolate donut vodka   Need I list more?  This sounds like people will be puking.     
I would love to have the time to talk to you, but life gets so hectic sometimes. Especially when you have two teens, a husband, a career, and doctoral studies to attempt to keep up with! Just think of this as a phone call in cyberspace. Keep up your end of the conversation and comment, please!