Is jacked up.
I started feeling some tenderness Friday, but it wasn't really red. I was thinking it was a chalazion, which I've had a couple of times in the past (think stye, they're like that). No crusty stuff, so this isn't pink eye. It's sore like I strained my eye, but no clue what is going on.
At least my doctor is close to my new job, so if they can fit me in tomorrow afternoon, I'll get to the bottom of this.